Category Archives: Bad writing

The Brokerage or the Drug Store?

I’m not even going to think about the sentence construction. It must be Clevver Style.  

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Can I buy some collared greens?

K. Byard in The Akron Beacon Journal, writing about a grocer, added her own special touch: “… he needed to go to Cleveland to get the [mustard, collar and turnip] greens….” Does she write about  apprehended criminals being collard?

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Well, she is PRO-conviction

Per Paul Foy, Associated Press:  Utah doctor’s conviction follows family’s pursuit …The daughters and sisters of Michele MacNeill hounded authorities to investigate Martin MacNeill….When the verdict was read, they let out a loud yelp before dissolving in tears as the … Continue reading

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A Pox on Your Haux.

Adrants “provides insightful, informed, experiential, no holds barred commentary on the state of the advertising…” which makes this rather embarrassing. “This infographic from International Business Degree Guide is all about the faux pauxs that can occur when translating work to … Continue reading

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Proofreading prevents embarrassment.

That must have hurt.

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Sex makes men immortal

So says AARP A 10-year study of 1,000 middle-aged men at Queens University in Belfast, Ireland, showed that men who engaged in weekly sex had half the death rate of men who had less frequent orgasms.

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Proof-needing

Unfortunate

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Chocolate Whores for Sale

“TRULY….a Chocolate Trollop! OHHHH Soooooo decadent! Get a box today! We will happily package for Easter if you let us know!”

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She Whom?

From Ohio.com today: In an Aug. 2011 file photo, Isabelle George holds a notebook containing George family and Tangier restaurant recipes with a photograph of she and her husband Edward George Sr. on its cover as she sits in her … Continue reading

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Typos damage reputations.

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