That word doesn’t mean what you think it means

From  a restaurant ad –

Try gathering in the comfy seating around a coffee table and filling it with small plates from the lounge menu while coifing generous pours of thoughtful wine.

Unless that wine comes with hair extensions, I don’t think so.  I do wonder how wine shows its thoughtfulness.  My beverages have never shown me an ounce of consideration.


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